Things I Wish Existed but Don’t

 Things I Wish Existed but Don’t

Sometimes I sit and think about how boring reality can be. Like seriously we have flying cars almost happening, but no spell to clean our rooms? Imagine waking up late for class, your room looks like a storm just passed through, and you could just wave a wand and say, “Roomus Cleanus!” Everything folds itself, the bed makes itself, and your missing socks magically reunite. Life would be so peaceful. And while we’re at it, can someone invent a “save progress” button for real life? Because I’d love to try things like confessing to my crush or cutting my own bangs without the lifelong regret that usually follows.

And honestly, if magic were real, I’d want a flying broomstick not for Quidditch or anything, but just to skip traffic and awkward rickshaw rides. Imagine zooming over the city while everyone else is stuck honking below. Or a time-turner the dream of every college student ever. Overslept for a lecture? Time-turner. Forgot to submit an assignment? Time-turner. Said something dumb in a group chat? Definitely time-turner. And please, someone create an invisibility cloak. Not for sneaking into secret places (okay, maybe a little), but mostly to avoid people I just waved at by mistake and don’t actually want to talk to.

But if I’m being honest, what I’d really love is a “mood-fix” spell. Feeling lazy? Motivatium Maximus! Overthinking again? Chillioso Mindus! Or a “universal nap pass” where you can sleep anytime, anywhere, and no one’s allowed to question it. That should be a human right. And maybe a potion that makes your Wi-Fi instantly strong, because nothing ruins motivation faster than buffering. Oh, and let’s not forget a teleportation door one that takes you straight from your bed to your favorite café without moving an inch. Lazy people like me deserve that kind of magic.

It’s funny how none of these things exist, but thinking about them kind of makes the world more fun. Maybe life wouldn’t be as interesting if everything were that easy. Still, if anyone ever opens a real-life Hogwarts or invents a wand that can do laundry, please sign me up first. Until then, I guess we’ll keep living in this slightly disappointing, non-magical world using coffee, sarcasm, and Wi-Fi as our only forms of magic.